1. We dream about exotic vacations alone (think Thailand) with husband/partner, NOT Disney World.
  2. We sometimes think are kids are morons.
  3. We wish we could have more sex. Not in the locked bathroom after dinner.
  4. We miss our crazy single life. A lot.
  5. Our biggest fantasy would be meals magically appearing on the table each night (and school lunches prepared & dangling from the door handle). With wine for mom.